I love these they make my day at times, I found a few happy ones from 101sotrue.com
1. Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.
2. There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
3. I don't get older, I level up.
4. Dear auto correct, please stop changing my rude words into nice ones you piece of shut.
5. I'm not judgmental, I just have excellent assessment skills.